OK. We’ve notified the Immigration Department; Border Services; the R.C.M.P. (Mounties) and the Toronto Police. (I guess that’s all we can do!)
We just got a booking from the infamous “Yankee Miscreants” who are do to arrive for their third visit in a few weeks!
They have (unfortunately) taken a liking to Toronto and the Canadiana Hostel. They are typical young Americans lads, which is to say they are loud and irritating!
They hail from Milwuakee, Wisconsin (a city hiding on the western bank of Lake Michigan.)
Like a lot of young Americans, they love Canada, Toronto and this hostel but only because they can legally drink here! Once they reach the age of majority, we are not likely to see them again!
They are a fun-loving group we affectionately dubbed the “Yankee Miscreants”. They are boisterous, intemperate, politically incorrect and culturally bankrupt.
But they can’t hang you for that (except in Texas maybe.)
On their last trip to Toronto, we were spared their antics when they decided to move on to Montreal after only two days.
Apparently, they left Quebec in a hurry – one step ahead of a mob with tar, feathers and a rail and the Surete de Quebec!
We are still trying to get authorities to issue a “shoot-on-sight” order. After meeting ths group, you will never again ask the question, “What good are handguns?”
Khongchee and Daniel. Gang signals? (Daniel is actually a Police Officer with the Milwaukee P.D.)
Yep.. Better notify the authorities ASAP because our room is booked, and our bags are packed! There better be beverages awaiting our arrival! See you all soon!
the storms coming in t minus 3 days